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Escape from Cotditz - 10.06.05
submitter: Smart Set
location:Ealing, London, UK
Cot-mattress bears can escape from their urine-soaked life of unremitting cheeriness only if a genuine streetmasta comes and breaks the spell that imprisons them by driving past twice and stopping on the third occasion. Down the ladder they swarmed in their dozens, scampering away in all directions until there were none left on the mattress and the street was empty.
category:Seen Worse
comments:5
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wim commented on 07.10.07
what is long in a life time?

Smart Set commented on 07.10.07
Yes, always. (Sorry for year-long delay in replying.)

Sleepeasy commented on 07.20.06
Are we in for a big surprise?

Smart Set commented on 07.20.06
They were last seen making for the woods and yelling something about a picnic...

Sleepeasy commented on 07.20.06
I always thought bedbugs and bugbears were diffent creatures altogether; now I learn they are one and the same thing... Where do you think they all went?