A few hours after Garden Mattresses II & III, I headed over to a warehouse party in Stoke Newington where my car ended up stuck inside a police cordoned off area! Two in one night... This is Gabriel's first point by the way. Not a bad effort, facial expression a little stern but softened by the shiny jacket and banana on a chain.
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Gabriel commented on 12.05.05
Hello, Gabriel here. If you want a banana on a chain, go to http://www.finnstone.com and mention my name.
wim commented on 11.26.05
ChristineL, under his sunglasses
ChristineLarsen commented on 11.26.05
Oh my god!! I've wanted a banana on a chain for sooooo long! Where'd he find that?
Calvin K. commented on 11.25.05
The only crime here is the clothes Gabes wearing.
Sherlock commented on 11.25.05
Elementary my dear Watson, elementary.
MotY commented on 11.25.05
Little Toms are ten-a-penny, and you know it, Sal. There are hundreds like him, snivelling little toe-rags who'd shop their own grannies for a wrap of crack.
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
Little Tom? we've seen to him. This game's been over ever since we caught him. Didn't no-one tell you?
MotY commented on 11.25.05
Oh, I'm sure you have. As a matter of fact, so have I. Listen, I'd love to stay up all night chewing the fat with you lowlifes, but I've got to go and meet Little Tom the Snitch in a dingy public house in Rotherhithe. Be seeing you.
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
That ain't going to be a problem, we've got friends in chokey.
MotY commented on 11.25.05
That would be a neat trick, because if I come to Stokey, you chaps are going to chokey.
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
Easy #2. He's not worth it. If he comes to Stokey we'll just put him to sleep.
Sal the Ripper's henchman #2 commented on 11.25.05
Why you little... lemme at him...
M of the Y commented on 11.25.05
Strong words are my forte, #2. "#2" - I'm sure that's a very appropriate name for you. I may spring into Stoke Newington rather sooner than you'd like. Like a time bomb, I am ticking, and when I go off you don't want to be in the vicinity. Evening, all.
Sal the Ripper's henchman #2 commented on 11.25.05
Strong words from someone who has spent his life lying down. Going to spring in to act(i)on anytime soon?
Mattress of the Yard commented on 11.25.05
That was your first mistake, Sal the Ripper. You will make others, and sooner or later I will catch you. You can run, but you cannot hide.
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
yeah whatever.
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
You idiot. I think you meant to write: "I don't LIKE other people being mistaken for me." Not so Smart now....
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
I don't other people being mistaken for me. Call yourself Smart?
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
I mind though.
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
SS - no problem
Smart Set commented on 11.25.05
I'm sorry, but I had to ask that question, you understand...
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
SS - that's definitely not me.
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
"Good, good."
Sal the Ripper commented on 11.25.05
"No, I am."
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
"Am I Sal the Ripper?"
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
Hang on, I'll ask.
Smart Set commented on 11.25.05
Yeah, that's very fishy. Sure you're not Sal the Ripper?
Salinger commented on 11.25.05
Oh yeah. One more thing about the Garden Mattresses stabbing incident. After I left the police and went to the party in Stoke Newington, getting my car stuck behind a police line... the reason was because someone was stabbed just outside the warehouse. What a coincidence!