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too old for school - 09.17.03
submitter: Coco
location:Soquel, CA
Dropping off my kids to school and I pulled into the driveway of the school and my ten year old yells, "Hey dad a mattress!"
category:The Untouchables!
comments:198
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tpamela he condom broke commented on 05.31.07
y

christina commented on 01.20.07
aids burned a hole in it.

geri commented on 01.14.07
loed a crapppp

NKJ commented on 07.11.06
WATTS UP.

dan warr commented on 02.08.06
can u show me the nasteyest acidents

dötsch thomas commented on 02.04.06
flori1

stockshed commented on 01.29.06
matalan

T-Bone commented on 01.25.06
so cool

lane commented on 01.23.06
wow a mattress

jabber jaws commented on 01.18.06
i blew my load hard that day

zack jones commented on 01.05.06
that matris looks nasty and so does the picture

Frank lewis commented on 01.04.06
Why take a picture of this?

lisavvvv commented on 12.28.05
THIS BED IS U G L Y

gilson commented on 12.18.05
gilson_uk@hotmail.com

kelly.....kellew123@aol.com commented on 12.07.05
i love that matress...wish i cud sleep on it....lol

louise..seren_fawr@hotmail.co.uk commented on 12.07.05
nice matress....wudnt mind a kip on that thing!...not..throw in the streets 4 beggers! lol

james c commented on 11.20.05
great website...not

ChristineLarsen commented on 11.06.05
Reading thru the comments on this one is nearly as entertaining as the picture itself.

wim commented on 10.21.05
too much silicone

pamela commented on 10.21.05
looks kinda stupid too me. why didn't you clean up the mattress?

tammy commented on 10.18.05
ha ha

G4ORCE01 commented on 10.10.05
YOUR KIDING THATS MINE IT BLOW OF MY TRAILER MONTHS AGO WHERE CAN I PICK IT UP FROM THANKS

CHRIS TAYLER commented on 10.01.05
DO IT

Vogon3 commented on 08.16.05
remebre mat fins if yuo ar mackin commentes on ths picter you ar nowt alowed to speel thngs rite tis tehe pre skoul aria

Chaf commented on 08.16.05
I with you ART, with all the self centered whiny married women blog sites they could be trashing...they don't understand.

aslanbek commented on 08.16.05
lokomotiv.92@ mail.ru

noel commented on 08.16.05
iz it?

Lizzy Watts commented on 08.16.05
This Pitchur is stupid

Phive commented on 07.18.05
I've up 4 2 weeks and this is where I ent up!!!!!!!!!!

Emilio commented on 06.02.05
It looks like some fat ass bitch sat on it and farted and blew a big ass hole in it.

dan commented on 06.02.05
some fat bitch sat on it

eren commented on 06.02.05
166

tom commented on 06.02.05
want to see it locks good

michelle commented on 05.01.05
bbjg

ART-chitect commented on 04.25.05
that doens't count Jaak, I know you ;-)

Jaak Graaf van Stokkem commented on 04.25.05
I don't know ...

ART-chitect commented on 04.25.05
how come this pic is always choosen by totally strangers visiting the site?

vicki commented on 04.25.05
that looks like something round my town you get the odd one stuck here and therye scruffy aint it it needs to be moved by the council

pappageorgio commented on 04.16.05
THE PERKS OF BEING A BUSDRIVER

summer correll commented on 03.27.05
the thing is what did the untochables do

summer correll commented on 03.27.05
i would like to know what happen

Tori commented on 03.25.05
fg

tony grasham commented on 03.25.05
up ur bollox

poopsie commented on 03.20.05
tshe kids who put it there should have to sleep on it.

poopsie commented on 03.20.05
tshe kids who put it there should have to sleep on it.

poopsie commented on 03.20.05
tshe kids who put it there should have to sleep on it.

mark commented on 03.17.05
who the hell cares get it out of the school yard befor a kid ends up playing on it

maccalegend commented on 03.15.05
hey man i been searching for my mattress everywhere, anyone got the address so i can go pick her up.i was a bit pissed when we last parted company.

wim commented on 02.28.05
Coco, man I miss you allready

ART-chitect commented on 02.28.05
who dares to jump this old school example of streetmattress? and is the most commented programmed to take the most commented or do we have to wait for adam to put it there?

Smart Set commented on 02.28.05
Come on, masonic! Catch me if you can - I'm on the long bus!

aussie man online commented on 02.23.05
that must have been one hell of a bonk!

sean commented on 02.22.05
dead mattres

paul commented on 02.21.05
death

s@m commented on 02.20.05
i wish my kids were like that, coco

laura commented on 02.19.05
wot is this

pete commented on 02.18.05
dirty

sissy commented on 02.15.05
what happend

THERESA commented on 02.01.05
I WONT TO SEE THIS STUFF IF IT IS WORSE THEN ROTTON .COM

paul commented on 01.28.05
death

treasure commented on 01.25.05
that must have been one hungry mouse

treasure commented on 01.25.05
that must have been one hungry mouse

ben commented on 01.12.05
wow

Smart Set commented on 01.09.05
Now you're changing your name...

Olivis commented on 01.09.05
and what is it with these school matts anyway...

Olivia commented on 01.09.05
no, i was just somewhere else, wait till you see my pictures, they're Las Vegas pics

Vogon3 commented on 01.09.05
maybe this school is not as good as the other one

Smart Set commented on 01.09.05
Olivia! I thought Vogon had frightened you off.

Olivia commented on 01.09.05
Great thing to welcome the kids in...

Vogon3 commented on 01.09.05
Credit where credit is due

Smart Set commented on 01.09.05
I swore I wouldn't comment on this pic because I'm a bit tired of seeing it, good though it is. Doh! Now I've commented on it twice!

Vogon3 commented on 01.09.05
It's the way the matt is ripped

Vogon3 commented on 01.09.05
This is a great pic, just think walking around the corner and seeing this. and you have your camera

Smart Set commented on 01.09.05
Follow that.

LadyInsatiable29 commented on 01.07.05
oh yeah, and might i add...to the person(s) who may have been the ones to have carelessly decided to dump their mutilated mattress just anywhere, allow skid row, the homeless to be your destination and not on the premisses in which our children attend school.You will be blessed in many ways helping the poor and homeless who sadly would appreciate this filthy,nasty,dirty, worn out mattress...i mean afterall it beats the hard cement.So be a lil' wiser all you 'DUMPERS'out there.Remember:'one mans trash is another mans treasure'.And never ever should any school be considered grounds for dumping not a damn thing, especially not your sick, discusting mattress that you decided you no longer want.And let that be your tip of the day!.....And I'm out...PEACE AND LOVE ALL

LadyInsatiable29 commented on 01.07.05
when will someone just come and pick this nasty,filthy,torn up mattress from out of the school driveway.... as it may pose as a safety hazzard to vehicles droppin off their kids..or more importantly a health hazzard to the students who attend that school.

laura commented on 01.07.05
great stuff

kim commented on 01.06.05
stop the stuf

MUZA commented on 01.04.05
MUZA

THADDEUS brown commented on 01.03.05
MAN i LOVE America online

angel commented on 12.31.04
this is the best web site ever

wresling commented on 12.29.04
woman

Kinky Banana commented on 12.28.04
Nice was it once in the family name, or were you on the rebound for a new MATRESS

darren moore commented on 12.26.04
then what happened

stacy commented on 12.23.04
this is about stupid

DVD Dan commented on 12.22.04
Greetings new Streetmattress visitors. Hope you enjoy your stay, before you leave could you let us know where you found out about the site. Thanks

Vogon3 commented on 12.21.04
Nice comment Hbomb but no need to repeat yourself

Hbomb commented on 12.21.04
This site's spectacular. . . Although I don't understand the cult-following this photo has generated! Sure, it's wonderfully random & all . . . randomness is always wonderful . . . but why has it sparked such animosity??? And yes I'll probably end up one of those people that pop onto the site only to never return because my ADHD has forgotten all about it!

Hbomb commented on 12.21.04
This site's spectacular. . . Although I don't understand the cult-following this photo has generated! Sure, it's wonderfully random & all . . . randomness is always wonderful . . . but why has it sparked such animosity??? And yes I'll probably end up one of those people that pop onto the site only to never return because my ADHD has forgotten all about it!

Hbomb commented on 12.21.04
This site's spectacular. . . Although I don't understand the cult-following this photo has generated! Sure, it's wonderfully random & all . . . randomness is always wonderful . . . but why has it sparked such animosity??? And yes I'll probably end up one of those people that pop onto the site only to never return because my ADHD has forgotten all about it!

Vogon3 commented on 12.20.04
Hey poo how can you make such a stupid comment then have the balls to ask us not to take the mik (mick) out of you arse.

lori commented on 12.19.04
can i take the matress home

bum,bum,bum like you should know commented on 12.19.04
so i'm sittin here i see this horrible matress and i ponder the question "would you sleep on this matress if you had to

poo commented on 12.19.04
it looks like someone or something had a poo on it you dont take the mik out of me ok

poo commented on 12.19.04
your stupid web page sucks

major terror commented on 12.18.04
(lol) thast a bunch a u know what man wonder who slept on that ting!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin37uk commented on 12.16.04
looks like something has been eating it.

blljsy commented on 12.14.04
just looking around

died4u_36 commented on 12.12.04
cont. and someone took them out

died4u_36 commented on 12.12.04
it looks like ded bodies were stuffed in the mattress

julie commented on 12.12.04
that is not a cool pictue but it seems it atracted other peoples

Rebecca commented on 12.09.04
It's ironic that the schoolbus shot would attract so many who evidently didn't get much out of their school years.

Vogon3 commented on 12.07.04
I dont think Letisha would know what this bus was used for.

Vogon3 commented on 12.07.04
Not to knock this fantastic picture but could any one explain why this has been voted "best use of humans" as I can't see any in the picture.

noonan commented on 12.07.04
I think "fart head" said it best.

letisha watkins commented on 12.07.04
you people are so funny not as ha ha ha way as in a dumb way

letisha watkins commented on 12.07.04
man what is this i want 2 see some things like an move ya dig like rotten.com ya dig it go so so so so so so dumb ya know it do so get at your girl 1

ChristineLarsen commented on 12.07.04
I agree, Rebecca. I set out one night to figure out which site, but I got tired and gave up.

Rebecca commented on 12.06.04
I'm sure this particular picture is linked off some website frequented by people who can't spell.

ChristineLarsen commented on 12.06.04
Maybe it's just one crazy loon?

FOD40UK commented on 12.06.04
I think its neat, they appear, say some off the wall comment, then dissappear (it stops it getting stale for us regulars)

ChristineLarsen commented on 12.06.04
I wasn't including us, silly guy! :)

ART-chitect commented on 12.05.04
I always wondered how much my IQ was, now I know, thanks ChristineL

wim commented on 12.05.04
that much?

ChristineLarsen commented on 12.05.04
Why does it seem that the majority of the comment posters on this pic have an IQ under 80?

APACHE commented on 12.05.04
WHO EVER OWNED THIS SHOULD BE MURDERED OR BETTER YET ASSASINATED

fish fingers commented on 12.03.04
i like to fish my fingers

fart head commented on 12.03.04
i like to fart on rotton buses

wilf m/c england commented on 12.02.04
I know i fart in bed but i wouldn,t make that kind of mess

barico south kirkby commented on 11.27.04
decent body like ain't she

tj brooks commented on 11.17.04
look at that big nasty mattress

adam commented on 11.17.04
what dose that mean a mattress

ChristineLarsen commented on 11.16.04
Whoo hooo! The cool bus/matt picture is ahead!

greg commented on 11.16.04
i think this rocs

FOD40UK commented on 11.16.04
Hey look!Omega man is history!Long live Too old for school!!

Sweet sixteen commented on 11.15.04
Yes,yes,yes,NO!

No-boddies fool commented on 11.15.04
Hey,sweet 16,you female?you english?you single?....you still there?

Sweet sixteen commented on 11.15.04
I <3 this site already...

No-boddies fool Madchester commented on 11.15.04
WKD site-Far out dudes!

CoTtOn CaNdY commented on 11.15.04
Im SwEEtttttt....

tu908t58o commented on 11.13.04
5987r7849

cookie babe commented on 11.10.04
it looks like my room. cool

Esmarelda Villa Lobo commented on 10.23.04
what a site-theres some wiered people out there

wim commented on 10.22.04
let's make it 7 and a song for coco

FOD40UK commented on 10.22.04
hmmm,indeed!8 more comments n we can knock ole Omega man off the topspot(I wuz getting bored with the same old picture ,anyway)

ChristineLarsen commented on 10.22.04
Sorry FOD40UK, I just realized I said the same thing you did. I should've read your post a little more clearly, hmmm?

ChristineLarsen commented on 10.22.04
I've noticed that too. Makes me wonder if this particular picture is linked somewhere, as this one seems to get a lot of "what in the heck is going on here?" sorts of comments.

FOD40UK commented on 10.22.04
I dont know if you guys have noticed, but this matt has attracted a slow but steady and varied following over the last 6 months.At this rate it'll soon take over from Omega Man-1 as most commented.(perhaps it appears as a direct link from another website,methinks)Anyway,it deserves the accolade as it is a truly classic specimen!!

stalkingelk commented on 10.11.04
like to look

starlite commented on 09.22.04
I think thats really sick.Who would put an old beat up mattress in the middle of the school parking lot.

NEKAD commented on 09.17.04
I THINK THIS REALLY IS HOT!

JOHNB commented on 09.13.04
COOL

devil 99%, : angel 1% commented on 08.31.04
dis totali sux. r u guys frm america? im frm new zealand

bunk commented on 08.06.04
this sucks

Anon commented on 08.05.04
Black cat chick is a stupid commenter.

Anon commented on 08.05.04
Black cat chick is a stupid commenter.

black cat chick commented on 08.04.04
this is a stupid photo

pugg commented on 06.30.04
i think this is stupid

TIMMY commented on 06.28.04
THIS IS NASTY

ur ass commented on 06.27.04
this site sux ass......

hairy balls commented on 06.27.04
stupid

simi d commented on 06.21.04
YUK! Mingin or wha!

juggalo commented on 06.12.04
it looks like a juggalo had a big party and they went way to far! where can i find a party that is that crazy

baldy commented on 06.10.04
great photo losser

keyboard face commented on 06.08.04
it makes me sick to see a matress like dat they have feelings to dont dis the matress

yanie commented on 06.07.04
the next time my babydaddy wonts to have a party. iam movin his stuff out from the jump.

reedsearcy commented on 06.06.04
damn i knew i should of paid my rent on time

christie blagmon commented on 06.03.04
i was on my way to a friend's house and my sister fell over a mattress i was so mad because she fell on her face.

macca commented on 06.03.04
thats where ur wife conceived ur kid. Pity u were drivin the bus at the time

skimo.d commented on 05.31.04
just kicking it relaxing

j_hines_77@yahoo.com commented on 05.22.04
SOMEONE'S HIDIN MONEY IN THERE.

drzeus420 commented on 05.13.04
not a good place for a nap

blackbeard11 commented on 05.12.04
wots wiv this cra-zee site man?---AWSOME!

jnnftann commented on 05.12.04
what the hell is this all about

bodean420chronic commented on 05.09.04
thats gay as 2 dudes doing it in the park. on mothers day.if u are a hot girl are women give me a hollar. peace

shana (Xxbabiigrl4yaXx) commented on 05.03.04
wehat happened? any fine playas wannaholla im me

boza n katie commented on 05.02.04
looks like a beasty wolf has been avin a chew...

jordan 4 jess commented on 04.14.04
wot iz da point in doin dat

james karrana commented on 04.14.04
i fink it is gay

gimble commented on 04.14.04
busses must be late here most stops have a bench or a shelter

fatherof1 commented on 04.11.04
good night

rachel commented on 04.09.04
ok dont know what the hell that was about

william commented on 04.05.04
wot the fuk is this all aboutgo and get a real job lol

that_rican_mami commented on 04.01.04
wats good yall

o no big hu dowg commented on 04.01.04
any ladie's wonna holla at me

o no big hu dowg commented on 04.01.04
were's the girl

Cierra Nichols & Brooke Schroeder commented on 03.31.04
Looks nice and cozy! ZZZZZZZ

jake commented on 03.27.04
for sale

carolyn commented on 03.25.04
what the hell?!

hipchk2002 commented on 03.23.04
this site is hella gay

savannah commented on 03.22.04
none

shona-jane commented on 03.21.04
nice mattress dear

rodney commented on 03.15.04
what is this site

sam commented on 03.07.04
whats gone on

Deb commented on 02.20.04
what happen

marie commented on 02.11.04
I may need some serious help here

Jay Bale commented on 02.08.04
This is a fine example of shotty mattress construction. I would like to know if it is covered under warranty?

MIKE M commented on 02.06.04
WHY?

mike commented on 02.06.04
its stupid

sargguint commented on 01.24.04
what is it?

Dj Esky www.djesky.djcentral.com commented on 01.05.04
this mattress looks worse than www.rotton.com

bart commented on 12.17.03
I'm surprised that menneer xx doesn't have said anything about this mat.

Rebecca commented on 12.17.03
You've hit the big time now!

Ted commented on 10.09.03
Was this a DARE prop?

coco commented on 09.18.03
Hi Frank. It's a family effort and I think my kids are more into it than I am.

MichiganGirl commented on 09.18.03
It's nice to see that the younger generation is doing something constructive, like mattress hunting. Good job.

Frank commented on 09.18.03
Coco, do your children know you are into mattresses?

Rebecca commented on 09.18.03
Great mattress, beautiful photo, good job spotting it too!