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Pirate Size Mattress - 05.16.04
submitter: Captin Mojo and Shakin Ems
location:Oxford, England
After years of use by the scurge of the 7 seas, Old Crusty was laid to rest in Oxford, to live out the rest of it's years moulding and festering like the scurvy-ridden flesh of it's former occupants.
category:Seen Worse
comments:6
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wim commented on 03.20.10
wich reminds me I cannot sing

Rebecca commented on 06.07.04
Which reminds me of a Tom Waits song, "Singapore."

Ken commented on 06.07.04
Reminds me of a sea shanty me old gran-pappy used to sing: Cape Cod girls ain't got no combs Haul away, haul away They brush their hair with codfish bones And we're bound away for Australia So heave away, me bully, bully boys Haul away, haul away Heave her up and don't you make a noise And we're bound away for Australia Cape Cod kids ain't got no sleds They slide down the hills on the mats of their beds Cape Cod girls ain't got no frills They tie their hair with codfish gills Cape Cod cats ain't got no tails They lost them all in the northeast gales

wonderdog commented on 06.07.04
aye aye matey

wim commented on 05.20.04
is the miss missing something?

blue commented on 05.18.04
well shiver me timbers,i haven't seen Ol Crusty in years!