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2 mats 1 fence - 06.06.04
submitter: DIRTY STEVE
location:GLENROY, VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA
i still want to know what the patterns are for
category:Seen Worse
comments:10
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wim commented on 04.15.10
they are made for your partner, but the inventor was dislectic

crf commented on 07.01.04
Gutters dry

crf commented on 07.01.04
the fence is dry

noel commented on 06.10.04
on second, more practical thoughts, maybe the patterns are put on the mattresses to disguise stains

Rebecca commented on 06.09.04
So...does this mean we should be seeing more stains on patterned mattresses?

Kevin37uk commented on 06.09.04
Maybe the nasty stains are an expression of their excitement.

noel commented on 06.09.04
usually that they're dull and that they think their lives will become infinitely more interesting if they sleep on a wild pattern nobody will ever see untill it's just about to be thrown in the bin. Only at the time it was bought nobody had ever heard of streetmattress.com and now the intimate secrets they share at night are stalled out for everyone to see. Including the nasty stains. Ergo, they're shy and in need of a bit of excitement.

Kevin37uk commented on 06.09.04
OK so what do these two say about their former owner?

noel commented on 06.09.04
as i said earlier, they say something about your personality in the same way as does expensive lingerie

DVD Dan commented on 06.08.04
To hide "accidents" from your friends when you cajole them into moving you.