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Get - 08.27.02
submitter: Tikifish
location:Portland and Wellington, Toronto
My beloved camera may be in the shop getting fixed, but that doesn't
keep me from the cause. My art director lent me her camera to capture
these beauties across the street from our office.
Moments later, I get an email from my boss: "There is a mattress
outside of the Astor waiting to be photographed."
It's nice to know that now several of the most talented minds in the
Toronto advertising business are being taken over by thoughts of
streetmattress hunting. The meme is spreading, not unlike a urine
stain.
There was also a small bright red mattress in the stack, but when
we came back minutes later with the camera it had been taken. My boss
said he saw a street kid run off with it triumphantly held over his
head, yelling "WOOHOO!".
category:*Mattress de Milo*
comments:3
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wim commented on 12.26.07
where the translation is in chinese

legoboy commented on 08.28.02
The mysterious patterns on the farthest mattress look to indicate an almost scientific representation of cell reproduction - large cell walls suggest these are plant cells and the way the fabric details the nucleus is just delightful. Although that large urine stain does reduce the overall value of this piece it would still bring hours of sofisticated pleasure to any alcoholic homless person(s) - I value this at around 7 dollars.

kanada secret weopen commented on 08.28.02
you see the cn tower and if terror striks kanada...well then that thay have the real weopons to bomb afganistan with... yes you heard it the fortified secret bed bouncing tree equiped with all that wire telofone in the back.