| devestated part 3 - 02.04.05 |
| submitter: | psychobabble |
| location: | Acton |
| ... the driver casually lifted the most beautiful Matt (and base) from atop the roof rack of the Citroen and cold heartedly carried it towards the MATT GOBBLER where the Matt Executioner stood waiting to destroy whatever was presented to him...with tears rolling down my face I struggled to capture the final dying moments of what was once a proud, beautiful colourful mattress, before it was eaten up and destroyed for ever...(see part 4) |
| category: | Mats on da Move |
| comments: | 20 |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | 3 knows 0; 0 knows 3; 3 knows 1? |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | or is it 3 knows 1; 2 knows 2; 1 knows 3? or... |
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| Smart Set commented on 03.30.05 | | I was wondering why no one had ever asked that question. Some of us know some of us. |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | 1 knows 2; 2 knows 3? |
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| Smart Set commented on 03.30.05 | | pb, I merely asked if it was all factual. No role of judge whatever. |
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| wim commented on 03.30.05 | | Do the 3 of you know each other? The 3 in our village of course do |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | Seems like SS has taken on the role of judge on such matt-ers |
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| wim commented on 03.30.05 | | who tells you if you have to embellish or not? |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | you've lost me there, Wim, go on... |
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| wim commented on 03.30.05 | | so you don't have to embellish as you have no reference |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | explain? |
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| wim commented on 03.30.05 | | perhaps you don't have a mirror |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | correct! |
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| wim commented on 03.30.05 | | so you don't use make-up |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | "embellished" SS I don't know the meaning of the word....! |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | Indeed Donovan a day of days! |
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| Smart Set commented on 03.30.05 | | pb, have you embellished the truth here at all? |
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| Donavon commented on 03.30.05 | | What drama!!! That's the type of stuff Mattress Hunters dream about! Onward and upward |
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| psychobabble commented on 03.30.05 | | Well what a day I've had! Off to the Acton Dump to get rid of some rubbish this morning, when I spotted an unusual brown polka dot spotted matt being carried to the yellow gobbler! I quickly pulled out my camera and shot off a couple of rapid shots... just as I was doing so, a roaring voice bellowed out 'STOP THAT, NOW' as I looked around to see what misdemeanour had been carried out (maybe blue bottles in the green bottle bank) I realised that all eyes were on me! A florescent green jacketed refuse worker approached me and asked me to accompany him to the site office, as I had contravened Acton Council regulation 177 clause B part 6 - i.e. no photos shall be taken within any Council Establishment without permission from the Officer in Charge, in writing, granted three weeks in advance. Well, I can tell you I was far from pleased and let them know it. We spent a further 20 minutes in hot debate during which time they threatened to confiscate my film - I found it quite hard to explain the workings of a filmless digital cmera to them I thought it best to avoid discussing the pros and cons of SD vds MMC etc- Eventually I had to come clean and admit that I was Psychobabble Number 10 and climbing on the International Street Matt Charts - at which point they all wanted to be photographed to see their pics on the net. I explained that I actually needed a Matt and none were about but I'd take their photos anyway and put it on my web-site (they didn't think to ask for the address!). I have been granted honorary Council Membership and have permission to photograph there whenever I want. Phew what a day! I warned them about SS, following in teh footsteps of Actonites and they assured me that they would allow noone else to photograph matts there but me!Guess where I'll be staking out tomorrow?!!!! |
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| DVD Dan commented on 02.18.05 | | Hey buddy why don't you take a picture, it will last longer. HEY WAIT A MINUTE THAT IS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH! |
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