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Put me in Coach!!! - 03.03.05
submitter: Donavon
location:Pensacola NAS, FL
I've always wondered where the mattresses in training workout before being put into the big game
category:Sleepable
comments:9
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Smart Set commented on 03.29.05
Correct, Donavon. There are three Actonians on streetmattress, and this town ain't big enough for the three of us. May the Force be with you.

Donavon commented on 03.29.05
Is an Actonian just someone who lives in Acton? I guess I'm now an Abileneian as of last month. No matter where the Air Force moves me, I will always be an Idahoan!

wim commented on 03.29.05
why not the actgarlics, they have more taste

Smart Set commented on 03.28.05
wim, you've done it again - "Actonions" is a classic. We are vegetables, are we? Personally, I look more like a stick of celery than an onion.

psychobabble commented on 03.28.05
to be accurate, its 'A' not 'O', ACTONIAN, does that now clarify things, Don(o)van?!!

Donavon commented on 03.28.05
Well, I don't know for sure what an Actonion is, but I've never seen a streetmattress anywhere close to an A.F. jet. I'll keep my eye out. I did submit one with a static display B-52 bomber in the background. Here's the link http://www.streetmattress.com/sm.php?mattress=7128&nav_set=sub&s_back=1

wim commented on 03.28.05
When are you submitting matts with planes; you know the Actonions did it, but all of them civil

Donavon commented on 03.28.05
That's freaking hilarious!!! How did you find that reference? You put some work into your research. I had to go to the dictionary to figure out what the heck lachrymose was. The Navy would be proud of a stickler like you. I guess that's why I joined the Air Force

Smart Set commented on 03.26.05
This is a storage area for B305 Boss Task Chairs ("The durable plastic protects seat back and bottom from tears", so, a good chair for those of a lachrymose disposition), therefore the mattress is in violation of NAS Storage Area Regulation no. 247/6b (Storage Areas) which states that "No item of furniture other than that designated shall be stored or caused to be stored in the designated storage area." www.avenueafurniture.com/dcbob305.html