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Jailed - 05.15.05
submitter: Frosken
location:UK, London
"He had had a tough life. He was born with a pair of drunkenbolts for parents who sometimes forgot to feed him and when he once complained, they had beat his back crooked. His classmates would later ridicule him for his posture and throw him from their midst into solitude and self loathing. For Christmas all his parents bothered to buy him was a red brick. Malnourished for attention and private possesions, he started stealing bikes as a teenager. These he would trade with the older boys for porn mags, crack and glue. Things which he needed to stay warm at nightf. The cops soon caught up with him, found narcotics and the odd mag hidden benath him and threw him in jail. His parents refused to bail him out, all his stolen bikes were confiscated as evidence, and he lost his scholarship at NYU.
But no matter how hard they tried, they could never get him to hand over his bricks!
category:Tainted
comments:6
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wim commented on 05.06.11
ragnhild has a good memory

Frosken commented on 06.25.05
..to BIG for the over head compwhatever..

Frosken commented on 06.17.05
No, Smart Set: I don't carry a mat with me when I travel between Norway and the UK. It doesn't fit in my suitcase and is to small for the over head compartment. Ragnhild recognized the mat for other reasons.

Frosken commented on 06.17.05
“Drukkenbolt” is Norwegian for drunkard. As you can probably tell, I was under the influence myself at the time I posted the comment..

DVD Dan commented on 06.16.05
Drunkenbolt does that have anything to do with Self Sealing Stembolts?

Smart Set commented on 06.13.05
Frosken, as Ragnhild said of your "On Thin Ice": "Wait a minute! Haven't I seen that mat before somewhere?" Do you take it with you on your travels? When I Googled "drunkenbolt", I found "Jeg er en drunkenbolt og en svimekopp". What's the literal English translation of that?