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a brace.... - 05.19.05
submitter: psychobabble
location:West Acton
...of stained beauties...
category:Tainted
comments:17
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Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.21.05
It's miles away!! I saw it between Swindon and Bristol!! Even I'm not that committed but will look out for again on the way to London tomorrow!

Vogon3 commented on 06.21.05
And it was this big

psychobabble commented on 06.21.05
hope you enjoy Slough and your blind date!

wim commented on 06.21.05
don't know what this is all about, but hope to find out by the end of the week if I know my program on thursday

psychobabble commented on 06.21.05
Hey, SS, don't get taken in by that old 'one that got away' story!

Smart Set commented on 06.20.05
Nancy, the matt is the important thing, not your foolish pride. A matt should not go undocumented - no matt deserves that. If that happens we've failed. All of us - not just you and your mum, but me, Rebecca, Dan, DIRTY STEVE, wim, psychobabble, Vogon3, Salinger - every last goddam one of us, Nancy, because we didn't care enough to put aside our petty squabbles and jealousy to honour that mattress in its hour of need. Do you want that on your conscience, Nancy? Do you? So, tomorrow, the longest day, I want you to take your camera and get that matt. For all of us, Nancy, but most of all for that little, lonely blue mattress that you saw from the train.

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
Never! Anyway, it wasn't a patch on this whale.

Smart Set commented on 06.20.05
OK. You should dispatch her immediately to the blue matt's coordinates.

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
Her home, I should point out - we might hunt together but we don't live together!

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
Home....

Smart Set commented on 06.20.05
So, you're on the train, ND. Where's your mum?

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
Damn it - just saw a blue matt from the train - going too fast to get...

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
Could well be!

Smart Set commented on 06.20.05
Or a "beeched" whale. (If that's a beech tree - and who's to say it ain't?)

psychobabble commented on 06.20.05
...yes a 'beached whale' like all of the 'beached submissions' - almost a month behind - and with the longest day of the year tommorow..who knows how many our keen (competitive) snappers will snap!

Nancy Dumpling commented on 06.20.05
It does! You're right!

Smart Set commented on 06.20.05
Looks a bit like a Blue Whale, with a little eye at the top left corner.