Oh the horror of it all! A brand new DOUBLE pillow top queen sized beauty still in the bag! Notice the huge tire tracks around it. Is there a Street Mattress hunter roaming our streets?
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wim commented on 02.09.08
as usual SSis right, but tis one is rather hairy
Rebecca commented on 11.20.02
I've got another theory -- husband and wife see a UFO on their way home from the mattress store, pull over to wonder in awe and get stuck in the mud. They use our poor queen under their rear tires, to get out of the mud, and drive away to alert the media.
ChristineL commented on 11.20.02
Good story, TRundle, but I was thinking something just a bit different...husband drives 2 hours to get mattress from mattress store for wife. Mattress store closed so he buys a mattress from a guy down the road selling them for a fraction of the price but say "Feely" rather than "Sealy." He gets home and wife says she wanted pink, not blue flowers. Then she opens up the plastic and gets a huge whiff of cat urine. Tells husband he'd better go back to store before it closes or she's leaving him. He throws it back on his flat bed and gives it a proper burial along the interestate.
TRundle1762@rogers.com commented on 11.19.02
It was a sad day for the husband he drove 2 hours to a mattress store to get his wife a new mattress.
Then when he got home she was standing in the drive way, she asked where is the mattress.
He said are you blind!! it's tied to the roof racks.
He know gettig his eyes and hearing checked.
How can you miss this from falling off!!