I don't know how to do links but check this out. Found it in the Guardian Guide from Saturday which I only just www.stuffonmycat.com
Sorry, nowt to do with matts but lots to do with one of my other fave things!!!
FOD40UK commented on 08.24.05
Lay another one on me!
The French commented on 08.24.05
SS - in France we cannot eat two eggs for breakfast as one egg in an oeuf
Morrissey commented on 08.24.05
That yolk isn't runny any more...
Funny Craddock commented on 08.24.05
FOD, you'll be clucky! I'm hatching a few more.
Smart Set commented on 08.24.05
What on oeuf are you talking about, The French?
The French commented on 08.24.05
I 'eard you British alwayz eat two eggs at breakfast. Not so in France!
Vogon3 commented on 08.23.05
chicken
Salmonella Lawson commented on 08.23.05
Stop this punning at once, or I'll whip the lot of you up into a nice meringue!
Nancy Dumpling commented on 08.23.05
You are all bad, bad eggs.
FOD40-UK commented on 08.23.05
Omelette'll tired of these bad egg puns, hensforth-no more!
Smart Set commented on 08.23.05
Yeah, we don't want you to flip, ND!
Dr Capon commented on 08.23.05
I'm Warnink you, I certainly wouldn't advocaat it.
Smart Set commented on 08.23.05
If I were you I wouldn't whisk damaging your brain any further, ND.
Foghorn Leghorn commented on 08.23.05
Boy, that's a nice clu, ah say a nice clutch o' jokes!
FOD40UK commented on 08.23.05
With so many puns, It's hard to tell which came first...
Nancy Dumpling commented on 08.23.05
You lot....my brain is scrambled with all your puns. Pickled, even. You are deviled. The lot of you.
FOD40UK commented on 08.23.05
Quite white, an oeufs an oeuf!(I'm discustard that I've missed a whole page of puns) I'll be amayonnaised if it goes on much longer, but just in quiche, I'll be dropping back from timer to timer!!
Smart Set commented on 08.23.05
I think we've given free range to our ideas. Best lay the whole thing to rest now.
Sunny side up commented on 08.23.05
Dozen anyone els have any puns
Vogon3 commented on 08.23.05
going any where for your hollandaise SS
Vogon3 commented on 08.23.05
don't poach all my punns
Smart Set commented on 08.23.05
I'm afried it is!
Egg Head commented on 08.23.05
Egghead was a villain created for the campy 1960's Batman television series. Played by horror film mainstay Vincent Price, the character was identifiable by his pale bald head and white and yellow suit. He believed himself to be "the world's smartest criminal," and his crimes would usually have an egg-motiff to them as well as including egg puns in his speech where appropriate such as "eggs-zactly" and "eggs-celent". Additionally, he would use a wide assortment of egg-shaped weapons, such as laughing gas eggs and tear gas eggs.
Egghead was introduced in the second season two-parter, An Egg Grows in Gotham and The Yegg Foes in Gotham, where he schemed with Chief Screaming Chicken of the Mohican Indian tribe to revert control of Gotham City back to the Chief's people. In return, Egghead would also govern the city and enable the criminal underground to run amok. Needless to say their scheme was foiled by Batman and Robin. Egghead would return numerous times in the third season with his new partner and love interest, Olga, Queen of the Cossacks.
Egghead never appeared in other Batman mediums outside of the 1960's series and has never been a part of the comic book continuity (although humurous allusions to him are made from time to time). Along with fellow villain King Tut, he's considered a goofier element of Batman's past that wouldn't fit in well with the darker, more realistic portrayal of the character that's been in effect since the 1980's.
X. Benedict commented on 08.23.05
Making egg-puns is over-easy...
Smart Set commented on 08.23.05
It's a fertile area, though.
sunny side up commented on 08.23.05
Break it up. I'm separating you for your own good - you'd only get beaten.
Vogon3 commented on 08.23.05
don't get to ova-enthusiastic SS
Smart Set commented on 08.22.05
Don't egg me on, V3. (This photo is one for the family albumen, though.)