| come out with your hands up - 07.24.05 |
| submitter: | Vogon3 |
| location: | London |
| this mat had nowhere to hide |
| category: | Tainted |
| comments: | 6 |
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| wim commented on 08.22.11 | | I remember seeing the play on a couch after reading the book in bed, then I went to see the film, but what a sickening music, I just had to leave before it ended |
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| Smart Set commented on 09.08.05 | | Why, you got one? |
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| Casting Couch commented on 09.08.05 | | SS, you are wasting your time photographing matts do you want a job writing screenplays? |
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| Smart Set commented on 09.08.05 | | FM: "Lousy cops killed my pardner! Since then I've been a ticking timebomb!" Cop #3: "Ha ha. Ticking! That's good, Sarge." Cop #1: "I'm glad you think so, Kaplinski. This is a desperate mat we have here; there's no telling what he might do." Cop #2: "How did we get a lead on him, anyway?" Cop #1: "Remember Jack Pillo?" Cop #2: "The Pillo case? Sure, but what's the connection?"
Cop #1: "Pillo was teamed up with the mattress. The two of them were in Pillo's apartment when we raided it. The mattress did a bunk and gave us the slip, but Pillo went for his gun and we shot him dead before he could get it out of the bolster. If things had turned out different I'm sure we could have made Pillo talk, but it didn't matter because we found the mattress's name in Pillo's address book." |
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| Smart Set commented on 09.08.05 | | 2nd Cop: "What's this guy wanted for anyway, Sarge?"
1st cop: "Making counterpane banknotes. We'll take him in this time - bed or alive." Cop: "Last time we jailed him he was sprung inside two weeks..." FM: "You betcha I'm sprung inside, cop!" To be continued... |
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| Smart Set commented on 09.08.05 | | Fugitive Matt: "Don't sheet! Cop: "Put your gun down or throw it away!" FM: "Pardon?"
Cop: "Either down or throw."
FM: "But it only fires blankets." |
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