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matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"Matteo is the new family baby, Evelyne is his mother and my stepdaughter in semi-law. You met her in London last year, and she made me sogokuru, that is the socialy granddad in kenya-rwanda. I had a bit of influence on the baby's name, hence the Matteo. He is named after my middle name, being the first name of my great-granddad. Evelyne's dad was killed in the genocide in Rwanda and she considers me as the blackest man of the white family, to honour her unfortunate dad."

-wim
10.11.11

68975

Matt from the dark ages 
by Vogon3Matt from the dark ages
"I felt you meant the pi,kish thing, I have been dreaming about giant nipples since my first days of memory, perhaps because I have been raised on cow milk, coming from the same animal, as my mother gave birth to me in a period when breast feeding was not popular."

-wim
10.11.11

68974

slug 
by robert kershawslug
"Your first comment plumbs new depths of incomprehensibility. What are you on? I want some."

-Smart Set
10.11.11

68973

matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"But who is this Matteo, and is he named after a mattress?"

-Smart Set
10.11.11

68972

matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"Jaak will have products."

-Smart Set
10.11.11

68971

Matt from the dark ages 
by Vogon3Matt from the dark ages
"I meant the pinkish thing in front of the piece of board. To my eyes, the patch on the wall most closely resembles a Madagascan(?) flying squirrel."

-Smart Set
10.11.11

68970

matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"I don't know how to clean my lens"

-wim
10.11.11

68969

royalty 
by robert kershawroyalty
"congrats on the double, robert, motm and mdm"

-wim
10.11.11

68968

slug 
by robert kershawslug
"I like the person with the ladder shade and the ladder shade without a man"

-wim
10.11.11

68967

slug 
by robert kershawslug
"912 missing, like prius inter paes, highly as seed by bridget"

-wim
10.11.11

68966

Matt from the dark ages 
by Vogon3Matt from the dark ages
"I am used to see nipples, all I see is a pooing dog or a guitar"

-wim
10.11.11

68965

matteos matt 
by wim ruttenmatteos matt
"it's matteo's mat"

-wim
10.11.11

68964

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