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Standard Issue 
by Smart SetStandard Issue
"standard for champion!"

-wim
04.24.11

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Fig Tree Close 
by Smart SetFig Tree Close
"I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig-tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose."

-wim
04.24.11

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All Wrapped Up 
by Smart SetAll Wrapped Up
"that could be for Kane, Bruce or Brad"

-wim
04.24.11

66143

iness 
by psychobabbleiness
"Not a big talker, huh?"

-wim
04.24.11

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Sandwiched 
by psychobabbleSandwiched
"You don't buy green lingerie unless you want someone to see it"

-wim
04.24.11

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To Let 
by psychobabbleTo Let
"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again? "

-wim
04.24.11

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Finally! 
by DonavonFinally!
"I hope they are happy today"

-wim
04.24.11

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A Fruitful Neighborhood 
by DonavonA Fruitful Neighborhood
"I always thought you were your girlfriends roommate"

-wim
04.24.11

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Ma! WeMa! We's Gots Company
"I love the spanish sketch with that condom and all the family helping"

-wim
04.24.11

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no parking 
by psychobabbleno parking
"theb second thing would be another stratford quote : "Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention? " Not you SS, but PB "

-wim
04.24.11

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Laid to rest 
by JoelLaid to rest
"that my friend is not an oxymoron, but a presumption, you could have been in "a" door, unless "the" door is an only one"

-wim
04.24.11

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Skeletal Remains 
by JoelSkeletal Remains
"nice new word : And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true"

-wim
04.24.11

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