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dual posting 
by robert kershawdual posting
"Australian football"

-robert k
03.13.11

65221

mr umbrella head 
by robert kershawmr umbrella head
"it's been hard on us all. Penelope is amazing and articulate. She did say she wants it get back to normal with all of us at home."

-robert k
03.13.11

65220

hoovercraft 
by wim ruttenhoovercraft
"make that ladt a lady"

-wim
03.12.11

65219

hoovercraft 
by wim ruttenhoovercraft
"I was the frienly ladt again untill I kissed him on his head"

-wim
03.12.11

65218

Spring Is in the Air 
by Smart SetSpring Is in the Air
"and next to me, imagine, a carabinieri with a psychologue as a friend, yes spring sure is in the air"

-wim
03.12.11

65217

Haven Green 
by Smart SetHaven Green
"gowing, go wing go high to fly the green haven, must be missing an angle"

-wim
03.12.11

65216

Grassy Alley 
by Smart SetGrassy Alley
"perhaps they slide the matt underneath and turn it all"

-wim
03.12.11

65215

Fencey Goods 
by Smart SetFencey Goods
"reading backwards from good start gives a fairly accurate dialogue I had on the plane having a good start"

-wim
03.12.11

65214

Doubled Dark Matt 
by Smart SetDoubled Dark Matt
"you get used to it I said, just wait untill you are old enough to be my father"

-wim
03.12.11

65213

The First Cot is the Cheapest 
by Smart SetThe First Cot is the Cheapest
"his cardgameface looked less than the censored word when he admired me and said : "4 women?!" That's very scary"

-wim
03.12.11

65212

Trumpers Dumpers 
by Smart SetTrumpers Dumpers
"I am not I said, I thought about doing a trumper dumper with four women the same day"

-wim
03.12.11

65211

Dark Matter? 
by Smart SetDark Matter?
"what is wrong with the phrase : with his dark unshaved face like a card game he replied : " I thought you were not afraid of planes and flying""

-wim
03.12.11

65210

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