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McMattress 
by Nigel WilsonMcMattress
"I used straw to learn how to smoke"

-wim
02.16.11

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Rosewood 
by Nancy DumplingRosewood
"on the rosewood nursery"

-wim
02.16.11

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Lamb and Flag 
by Nancy DumplingLamb and Flag
"yiu have your office in a restaurant, good cooking"

-wim
02.16.11

64366

THE BLUES ARE KILLING ME 
by DIRTY STEVETHE BLUES ARE KILLING ME
"it spells rain ail aiver"

-wim
02.16.11

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KING SIZE? 
by DIRTY STEVEKING SIZE?
"a hittentit gedimme!"

-wim
02.16.11

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PINK ROLL 
by DIRTY STEVEPINK ROLL
"looks too soft for my taste"

-wim
02.16.11

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STIFF#2 
by DIRTY STEVESTIFF#2
"I like the priciples of being a basic person"

-wim
02.16.11

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19th Hole 
by DVD Dan19th Hole
"I would start in the bar and just wait for the others, I am a born waiter"

-wim
02.16.11

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up around the bend 
by robert kershawup around the bend
"but Iknow what I am and I'm glad I'm a man"

-wim
02.16.11

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up around the bend 
by robert kershawup around the bend
"l o l a"

-robert k
02.16.11

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19th Hole 
by DVD Dan19th Hole
"19th hole is the place to go for cocktails after a round of 18 hole golf"

-robert k
02.16.11

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19th Hole 
by DVD Dan19th Hole
"it has to be my dirty mind, or the ass-ociation with "penthouse", over here they are on rooftops, never on ground level"

-wim
02.16.11

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