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Perfecta Imperfecta 
by Smart SetPerfecta Imperfecta
"his name was "lei" but we called hil "de keizer", "the emperor", buried today at the age of 75"

-wim
02.02.11

64008

Money For Nothing 
by ART-chitectMoney For Nothing
"push! it reads, "push", and finally they went broke ( the people that build "the block")"

-wim
02.02.11

64007

Your Latest Trick 
by ART-chitectYour Latest Trick
"I forgive you,just tell me all about it tomorrow"

-wim
02.02.11

64006

5.15 am 
by ART-chitect5.15 am
"in those days everything felt 5.15 am"

-wim
02.02.11

64005

Nat Hist Matt 
by Smart SetNat Hist Matt
"nah that is nath his math, that's stf's math"

-wim
02.02.11

64004

CHARITY 
by DIRTY STEVECHARITY
"you go by car? when we go we walk"

-wim
02.02.11

64003

BRIGHT WHITE 
by DIRTY STEVEBRIGHT WHITE
"they fix antennae to anything, even chimneys"

-wim
02.02.11

64002

NOT SO PRETTY IN PINK 
by DIRTY STEVENOT SO PRETTY IN PINK
"what did you do to her? she is putting on her trousers ( I hope)"

-wim
02.02.11

64001

BUG 
by DIRTY STEVEBUG
"you have cushions on your steering wheel?"

-wim
02.02.11

64000

NO STANDING /BAD HAND. 
by DIRTY STEVENO STANDING /BAD HAND.
"the guy is in the standing zone unless he is a pretender"

-wim
02.02.11

63999

LOOKS FAKE 
by DIRTY STEVELOOKS FAKE
"Looks like I learned without thinking "

-wim
02.02.11

63998

OLD#3 
by DIRTY STEVEOLD#3
"what a noble thought, to park outside while staying inside"

-wim
02.02.11

63997

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