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Uptight 
by RebeccaUptight
"When we go out stepping on the town for a while My money's low and my suit's out of style, But it's all right if my clothes aren't new Out of sight because my heart is true. "

-wim
02.04.10

55716

left of the bin 
by DIRTY STEVEleft of the bin
"I had my first black mattress, I think, today, very very dark"

-wim
02.04.10

55715

Looking for a friend 
by ErinLooking for a friend
"mounting little red ladders is good for an italian shape"

-wim
02.04.10

55714

Graffiti mattress 
by ErinGraffiti mattress
"she came in later, unaware of leo's existence"

-wim
02.04.10

55713

Notre Clientele 
by ErinNotre Clientele
"j'adore le clientèle, même le votre"

-wim
02.04.10

55712

Big pink finger 
by FOD40UKBig pink finger
"I only have one ford and it fusions me"

-wim
02.04.10

55711

Do Not Adjust Your Screen 
by DVD DanDo Not Adjust Your Screen
"that is exactly what they did to me when they passed me through a scanner"

-wim
02.04.10

55710

Riverside 
by RebeccaRiverside
"having a snake as a mascot looks better than having a dead goat as a mascotte"

-wim
02.04.10

55709

Broadway 
by DVD DanBroadway
"we once had a car like that, a belair"

-wim
02.04.10

55708

Stray dog 
by FOD40UKStray dog
"as in king lear? The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart — see, they bark at me. "

-wim
02.04.10

55707

Skippy 
by FOD40UKSkippy
"I am one of those old-school hunters"

-wim
02.04.10

55706

wrapped and ready 2 roll 
by robert kershawwrapped and ready 2 roll
"I don't like blue condoms"

-wim
02.04.10

55705

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