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Demise 
by RebeccaDemise
"but an opening cannot be a box"

-wim
01.24.09

49992

birthday girl 
by robert kershawbirthday girl
"well, I am learning to, we have an expression "aangetrouwd" something like "by marriage" to distinct blood relatives from the others"

-wim
01.24.09

49991

one that nearly got away 
by robert kershawone that nearly got away
"you are a dangerous driver"

-wim
01.24.09

49990

all the rage 
by robert kershawall the rage
"the news really is awfull, and then semi-intelligent lawyers come and tell us the surviving children were lucky because the man was only armed with a knife. SS's text stands for the color, the car and you"

-wim
01.24.09

49989

birthday girl 
by robert kershawbirthday girl
"i've just been informed that there is no such thing as niece-in-law. she's my niece."

-robert k
01.24.09

49988

one that nearly got away 
by robert kershawone that nearly got away
"car this time"

-robert k
01.24.09

49987

all the rage 
by robert kershawall the rage
"i am but i fail to see the connection to ntorbmwrk. in fact i don't even know what ntorbmwrk stands for. awful news out of belgium btw."

-robert k
01.24.09

49986

Demise 
by RebeccaDemise
"The letterbox."

-Smart Set
01.23.09

49985

all the rage 
by robert kershawall the rage
"you are just over 50,robert? it explains the ntorbmwrk"

-wim
01.23.09

49984

strapping only 
by robert kershawstrapping only
"cleansing oil, look how clean the poor thing is"

-wim
01.23.09

49983

bin blue before 
by robert kershawbin blue before
"do not park, it reads, but I would not park, I would stop, but not park"

-wim
01.23.09

49982

speed bumps ahead 
by robert kershawspeed bumps ahead
"they must have the bars to prevent them getting out"

-wim
01.23.09

49981

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