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FLAT ALDI 
by DIRTY STEVEFLAT ALDI
"is that the same ALDi as over here? And a (k)angaroo flat? The only flat animals we have are heddehogs"

-wim
11.24.08

48812

BART 
by DIRTY STEVEBART
"SS, it is Bart, only years and years older and still B&W"

-wim
11.24.08

48811

BART 
by DIRTY STEVEBART
"Been there done that #5065, but DS you mean to tell us you still have a B&W Telly?"

-DVD Dan
11.24.08

48810

Skinned On The Beach 
by HorseSkinned On The Beach
"Not even a stick"

-Horse
11.24.08

48809

Read With Tom Kelo 
by HorseRead With Tom Kelo
"I came up with the anagram, then googled Tom Kelo which lead me to the quote."

-Horse
11.24.08

48808

discretion 
by wim ruttendiscretion
"matt and shirt have matching wrinkles."

-robert k
11.24.08

48807

Night Matt 
by Smart SetNight Matt
"No. Walking a dog is not the only reason people leave their houses after dark."

-Smart Set
11.24.08

48806

Skinned On The Beach 
by HorseSkinned On The Beach
"Did you get much driftwood?"

-Smart Set
11.24.08

48805

BART 
by DIRTY STEVEBART
"You mean Homer, DS."

-Smart Set
11.24.08

48804

Read With Tom Kelo 
by HorseRead With Tom Kelo
"Pretty obscure. How do you know of him, Horse?"

-Smart Set
11.24.08

48803

Read With Tom Kelo 
by HorseRead With Tom Kelo
"Good work. BTW (Justice) Tom Kelo is a real person and is quoted as saying "Something has gone seriously awry ....""

-Horse
11.24.08

48802

Read With Tom Kelo 
by HorseRead With Tom Kelo
"Ah! Pretty sure I've got it now, but maybe others would like to have a go..."

-Smart Set
11.24.08

48801

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