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Four Matts-in-Waiting 
by Smart SetFour Matts-in-Waiting
"is there only one brothel in Acton? And it has a noway in sign in front? Business has to be tough"

-wim
04.13.08

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Will You Take Me Home? 
by ZackArias.comWill You Take Me Home?
"if one of them is a dickens, the other one could be a charles"

-wim
04.13.08

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The Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double 
by HorseThe Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double
"now all we need is a guy dumping a Dickens because he cannot sleep any more"

-wim
04.13.08

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BBC 
by HorseBBC
"if it is the same colour, my guess is 1515"

-wim
04.13.08

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Only Just 
by HorseOnly Just
"I like the way you welsh people adapt hights"

-wim
04.13.08

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Nearly Got Away 
by Smart SetNearly Got Away
"it is the matthunters motto"

-wim
04.13.08

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Two for Joy 
by Smart SetTwo for Joy
"we call them eksters"

-wim
04.13.08

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Parking Aid 
by Smart SetParking Aid
"I wonder where the black spot is on that mat, is it a Ford?"

-wim
04.13.08

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2 Matts, 2 Buckets, 1 Idea 
by Smart Set2 Matts, 2 Buckets, 1 Idea
"as did my rock and roll career, and my blues career, and my cabaret career, I just have to end as a walkaway comedian"

-wim
04.13.08

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Next Bus Blues 
by Smart SetNext Bus Blues
"SS, it is a prime number of course, but I would not know what it would be in rime ababa. A crossed rime would be abab, but I don't know if it works out for the next a.My guess is that Robert and his companions know a lot about it. If You read this comment Robert, answer on this picture please."

-wim
04.13.08

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The Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double 
by HorseThe Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double
"By contrast, their most expensive matt is the Dickens, a snip at just £1039. How could you sleep knowing you'd paid that much?"

-Smart Set
04.13.08

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The Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double 
by HorseThe Usurpation of Two Kingsize Matts by the Dark Brown Leather Double
"Still don't know why the box is so small. btw, you were right about blue-checks being cheap - Dreams have singles for just £49, yes £49!!"

-Smart Set
04.13.08

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