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O Brothel, Where Art Thou? 
by Smart SetO Brothel, Where Art Thou?
"'twas on the local W3 forum, with a link to this place's charming website!"

-Smart Set
02.25.08

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O Brothel, Where Art Thou? 
by Smart SetO Brothel, Where Art Thou?
"Who told you that then? I also recently found out. From our local hairdressers."

-Sleepeasy
02.25.08

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Albion My Way 
by Smart SetAlbion My Way
"So was #7941."

-Smart Set
02.25.08

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Home Sweet Home 
by HorseHome Sweet Home
"Congrats on reaching 200th matt. Nice little tableau."

-Smart Set
02.25.08

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Albion My Way 
by Smart SetAlbion My Way
"I agree. One of the yellowest I've seen was #10002."

-Smart Set
02.25.08

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Getting Pally in the Alley 
by HorseGetting Pally in the Alley
"She can't have meant Acton's public pool. I've heard it's pretty grubby. Maybe she went to the Virgin one."

-Smart Set
02.25.08

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Tolly Boy and the Baby Matt. 
by HorseTolly Boy and the Baby Matt.
"Rice is nice, chastity is overated. Think I'll go to the pub for a good belt."

-Chaf
02.25.08

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Albion My Way 
by Smart SetAlbion My Way
"Good to see a bit of yellow in a mattress."

-Horse
02.25.08

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Tolly Boy and the Baby Matt. 
by HorseTolly Boy and the Baby Matt.
"Not only is Tolly Boy the brand name of a easy cook rice but also of a stainless steel Chastity Belt."

-Horse
02.25.08

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Skinned on the side 
by HorseSkinned on the side
"Looks worse than what it is. Ely is more risky."

-Horse
02.25.08

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Getting Pally in the Alley 
by HorseGetting Pally in the Alley
"Thanks SS. You have to know where to go and I'm starting to find them now. Although, it looks to me like Actons the place. I took Horse Jr for his swimming lesson yesterday morning and one of the other parents was saying how good the pool was when she went to London last week. I asked where in London and would you believe it, she said Acton. I didn't ask her about the matts."

-Horse
02.25.08

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Tolly Boy and the Baby Matt. 
by HorseTolly Boy and the Baby Matt.
"Sounds like the title of a childrens book."

-Chaf
02.24.08

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