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KING OF THE RUBBISH 
by DIRTY STEVEKING OF THE RUBBISH
"Many years ago when I was a temp in a hospital kitchen, washing up and cleaning bins, one of the Portuguese kitchen staff called me "o rei de lixo", which means "the king of rubbish", which is kinda what I am now, as SS."

-Smart Set
01.03.08

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crime scene 
by robert kershawcrime scene
"yep--sprung us--"

-Jim
01.03.08

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in the pines in the pines... 
by robert kershawin the pines in the pines...
"I'd shiver the whole night through--looks frigid--very bleak"

-Jim
01.03.08

41118

at the junction 
by robert kershawat the junction
"Wow the train tracks cross here, News to us we better call GO before a car hits the train."

-City TV
01.03.08

41117

a warm ending 
by wim ruttena warm ending
"I used the wrong words...Adam choosed option nr 2, see last submissions"

-ART
01.03.08

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crime scene 
by robert kershawcrime scene
"Holy@@##@ it's the mattress cops they cought us all."

-C.S.I.
01.02.08

41115

a warm ending 
by wim ruttena warm ending
"How could this be rejected, ART? If I were you I'd re-submit it."

-Smart Set
01.02.08

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a warm ending 
by wim ruttena warm ending
"I submitted the same in bad condition..1.adam rejects it 2. you see it in future and you need to look here"

-ART
01.02.08

41113

crime scene 
by robert kershawcrime scene
"Oh that's false advertising--or --jeez--that's just not fair trading--makes u slow down and look--well--I suppose if it works---"

-Jim
01.02.08

41112

 TIMES 4 
by DIRTY STEVE TIMES 4
"Yeah crap--try Coopers--do u get that over there? heady stuff"

-Jim
01.02.08

41111

 TIMES 4 
by DIRTY STEVE TIMES 4
"SH*T HAVE NOT SEEN THAT ADD HERE IN A VERY LONG TIME! DID NOT KNOW WE SENT TOILET WATER THERE?"

-DIRTY STEVE
01.02.08

41110

 TIMES 4 
by DIRTY STEVE TIMES 4
"Castlemaine XXXX is sold over here, and pretty heavily advertised. The tagline goes: "Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else." "

-Smart Set
01.02.08

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