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Interrogation 
by HorseInterrogation
"he's gonna be on the next series of booze britain."

-kerry
12.29.07

41024

Videosnake and the Matt 
by HorseVideosnake and the Matt
"naked."

-kerry
12.29.07

41023

blue admiral 
by wim ruttenblue admiral
"maybe the matt-strap is tied in a half-nelson.....blue admiral nelson knot"

-kerry
12.29.07

41022

Bed & Board 
by Smart SetBed & Board
"in acton it's not enough to padlock your door, you must also ironing board and mattress barricade it. that's the fashion in door security round there at the moment. "

-kerry
12.29.07

41021

I ainI ain't going to church
"co-inciding with the release of st trinians, it's trying to disguise itself as a hockey stick."

-kerry
12.29.07

41020

MERRY XMAS 
by DIRTY STEVEMERRY XMAS
"4 inches of rain just came in my window. a typical friday night in england."

-kerry
12.29.07

41019

Foggy Day Matt 2 
by Smart SetFoggy Day Matt 2
"she's shaking her fist at the damn weather like any self-respecting englishman."

-kerry
12.29.07

41018

Foggy Day Matt 3 
by Smart SetFoggy Day Matt 3
"atmospheric. this screams slough to me."

-kerry
12.29.07

41017

Christmas Ever 
by Smart SetChristmas Ever
"if you waited half a second you could've probably got him faux-pointing at it. he does look quite busy throwing those sticks though. maybe he was getting some pebbles for christmas and was practicing throwing into ponds/windows?"

-kerry
12.29.07

41016

UNIT 1 
by DIRTY STEVEUNIT 1
"he or she, they don't have very good moving/stacking skills. everyone knows the mattress doesn't go on the washing machine. at least until it's at the new house and it's funny furnishing time. "

-kerry
12.29.07

41015

a warm ending 
by wim ruttena warm ending
"over here it is already 29th"

-wim
12.29.07

41014

a warm ending 
by wim ruttena warm ending
"the lyrics are from Homer Simpson singing the blues"

-wim
12.29.07

41013

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