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Keep walking 
by HorseKeep walking
"That's because she's one of those there Autons - homicidal shop-window dummies - as seen on TV in Cardiff."

-Smart Set
12.20.07

40904

Bird Shot Blues 
by HorseBird Shot Blues
"People always say it's lucky to be pooped on by a bird, but I reckon that's bullshit."

-Smart Set
12.20.07

40903

Matt Greetings 
by Jaak Graaf van StokkemMatt Greetings
"ok mate--but google Surfers Paradise Australia--that's where I'm going for Xmas--all the best----"

-Jim
12.20.07

40902

Matt Greetings 
by Jaak Graaf van StokkemMatt Greetings
"It's one of my dreams to visit Australie, but now I'm to bussy."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
12.20.07

40901

Matt Greetings 
by Jaak Graaf van StokkemMatt Greetings
"Crikey Jaak--get down here as fast as u can--bugger Bruges---"

-Jim
12.20.07

40900

Three Colours: Red 
by Smart SetThree Colours: Red
"probably spotted aforementioned Redback and wants to appease and survive--they can jump meters when fired up by cold weather---"

-Jim
12.20.07

40899

Three Colours: Red 
by Smart SetThree Colours: Red
"Is this female trying to feed the matt ?"

-Horse
12.20.07

40898

Three Colours: Red 
by Smart SetThree Colours: Red
"and with females?--well-----"

-Jim
12.20.07

40897

Three Colours: Red 
by Smart SetThree Colours: Red
"the Redback is a venomous Aussie spider which usually lurks underneath toilet seats and then bites u on the bum--umm rather painful--and can leave males impotent and limp for many years-not well liked in Oz"

-Jim
12.20.07

40896

Matt Greetings 
by Jaak Graaf van StokkemMatt Greetings
"-6 in the sun, no chardonay and the women in winterclothes."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
12.20.07

40895

Matt Greetings 
by Jaak Graaf van StokkemMatt Greetings
"35 in the shade plus great sandy beaches and good waves,prawns, chardonay on ice--aussie xmas on the beach--yep--oh-- and bikinis---whooooa"

-Jim
12.20.07

40894

Three Colours: Red 
by Smart SetThree Colours: Red
"Excellent shot. Did you wait for a bus or was it good fortune ?"

-Horse
12.20.07

40893

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