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Striper 
by ChafStriper
"Lighten up wim. It's just a joke."

-Chaf
02.14.07

35514

Striper 
by ChafStriper
"Nun too clever neither"

-Nun the Wiser
02.13.07

35513

Wheelie Tite Phit 
by Smart SetWheelie Tite Phit
"Solly , fol my bosses english, he ment: one flied kitty fol Mistel Bush "

-Chinese Cook assistant
02.13.07

35512

Stinky 
by Mattress BearStinky
"what are you mumbling about?"

-???
02.13.07

35511

Stinky 
by Mattress BearStinky
"did I miss something? the barmans asked and then he replied"

-wim
02.13.07

35510

Surveying The Trash 
by Mattress BearSurveying The Trash
"and he says : it is that damned nun again"

-wim
02.13.07

35509

Time for Bed 
by Mattress BearTime for Bed
"the bear is losing count"

-wim
02.13.07

35508

Striper 
by ChafStriper
"standards are degrading, it becomes time to have new arrivals, I am fed up with nuns"

-wim
02.13.07

35507

Striper 
by ChafStriper
"So there are 4 nuns outside of a confessional. The first nun goes in side and says, "Father, I have sinned, for I have touched a mans privates." The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water. The second nun says, "Father, I am sorry, but I saw a mans privates" The priest tells her to flush her eyes with holy water. Then no one comes in for a while, and he looks outside. The 2 other nuns are fighting. He says, "Sisters, what is wrong?" One nun says to him, "I'm not gonna rinse my mouth with holy water if she's gonna sit in it. "

-Chaf
02.13.07

35506

clearing house 
by robert kershawclearing house
"toowit toowoo"

-tweety pie
02.11.07

35505

clearing house 
by robert kershawclearing house
"wood too"

-robert k
02.10.07

35504

clearing house 
by robert kershawclearing house
"nah,ss, they wuld nut understand"

-wim
02.10.07

35503

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