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Homeless Mattress 
by Jonny RoastaHomeless Mattress
"Googling "teaton" leads you to the Urban Dictionary and thence straight back to our matt-friend Jonny Roasta."

-Smart Set
01.09.07

34710

masonic 
by psychobabblemasonic
"Hi Psychobabble, you've not attracted much comment lately. How's it going?"

-Sleepeasy
01.09.07

34709

Ditched 
by ChafDitched
"It's feeling blue, see. Was the grass greener on the other side?"

-Sleepeasy
01.09.07

34708

Blue Leaner 
by ChafBlue Leaner
"How quaint."

-Sleepeasy
01.08.07

34707

Canadian Alley Mattress 
by Jonny RoastaCanadian Alley Mattress
"Hey what's this guys, you got a rule book or sumthin' I don't know about? I think all those lonely matts out there are crying out for hugs; who are you to deny them a little human kindness?"

-Sleepeasy
01.08.07

34706

Homeless Mattress 
by Jonny RoastaHomeless Mattress
"Surely this matt should be in the category "sleepable"?"

-Sleepeasy
01.08.07

34705

Homeless Mattress 
by Jonny RoastaHomeless Mattress
"What's a teaton? "

-Sleepeasy
01.08.07

34704

Moving day? 
by KaraMoving day?
"Very moving"

-Sleepeasy
01.08.07

34703

40-85 
by Chaf40-85
"I know it's only a comment."

-Jaak Graaf van Stokkem
01.08.07

34702

Mattress outside of a nasty house 
by Jonny RoastaMattress outside of a nasty house
"Or C.S.I team found this house guilty of mattress abuse."

-C.S.I. Mattress
01.08.07

34701

Tied Up 
by ChafTied Up
"I didn't get to close due to it's ofencive odor."

-Chaf
01.08.07

34700

Let me out! 
by KaraLet me out!
"Is that hopuse under construction or destruction?"

-Chaf
01.08.07

34699

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