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amsterdammertje - 02.12.05
submitter: noel sies
location:the hague, the netherlands
that's what they call the green pole next to the matt
category:Seen Worse
comments:53
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noel commented on 02.28.05
i read it all but don't have the foggiest notion what you're all on about. 52 comments!!

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
Noel has a lot to read tomorrow morning

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
this is more chatting than commenting hé?

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
I see we've smashed the monthly comments record again.

wim commented on 02.27.05
rebecca, so do I

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
A sturdy metal device with two sides that come together when you turn a screw with a rod through it for leverage. The language comes out of this all crushed, splintered and compacted. I hate that.

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
In UK English it's spelt "vice".

wim commented on 02.27.05
please explain "vise"

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Sadly, that would not work over here. We have put the English language in a vise.

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
don't you have enough with one?

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
You could say "tuns of casks" for more wordplay: a tun is a barrel, too. Many British pubs are called "The Three Tuns".

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
my girlfriend is worth tons of casks

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Not to be combined with the bollard!

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
I've always understood the slang meaning of "bung hole" to refer to a part of one's nether region.

wim commented on 02.27.05
we don't do bribes, we are all corrupted

Ped Antic commented on 02.27.05
cask 1cylindrical wooden vessel with flat ends used for liquids - a barrel also 2 an ancient measure of capacity - but ignore this!

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
A "cask" is a barrel.

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
I will except

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
Also "bung": slang term for a bribe.

wim commented on 02.27.05
ped antic, man you are fast

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
I advise The Matrix

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
describe cask

wim commented on 02.27.05
as in Sam Peckinsomething "the wild bunch". the first movie I remember with slowmotion horseriding, the way the world moves through my eyes right now

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
Gattering: a gathering of chatterers.

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
I'm sitting 4 feet from my dad at my parents place, they only got a dutch-english dictionary :-)

Ped Antic commented on 02.27.05
Bung 1, plug of wood or cork for hole in a cask 2. hurl, thrust

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
It's hard to drive a V12 slowly, I imagine. But what about a V3?

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
OK, I feel disabled without dictionary, bunch? (a gattering of people I meant)

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
luckly he had red light at every crossing so I could catch up, and I watched flashes going off, saw nothing

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Shall someone post the definition of "bung"?

wim commented on 02.27.05
if you followed, and he drove too fast, don't expect me to collect the bill

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
Porn? nice touch of Pole?

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
If we ever have a matt-meeting, it'll be a sick happening I guess, we're a bung of freaks...I take myself as example ;-)

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
My driver goes very fast but he has to attend to his own life so not many mattresses.

wim commented on 02.27.05
I don't allow him to use such words, he is too old

wim commented on 02.27.05
I left out the "P"

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
Pink Panther? I thought you meant ntoPorn!

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
Reb, you must have a lot of matts if you have a driver, this week I missed a beauty cause I had to follow a Mercedes S600 V12, driving way to fast, I wish I had a driver sometimes

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Missing letters again?

wim commented on 02.27.05
like in the "ink anter"

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Well good thing you don't have to then...Dan is not all that far in the lead anyhow.

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
ntoP?

wim commented on 02.27.05
I would never want to hurt somebody

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
I know a guy who knows one who can do that job for you, but I got to ask another one first if he wants to

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Perhaps by breaking one of his knees...

wim commented on 02.27.05
Hoi Rebbecca, how are things moving, can you get Dan to slow down

ART-chitect commented on 02.27.05
ntoP...there are a lot of hunters online I guess

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Very clever...but of course!

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
Does it come when you call?

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
I've got more British in me than not, but not too much to call a big phallus when I see one!

Smart Set commented on 02.27.05
We British politely ignore their phallic attributes and call them bollards.

wim commented on 02.27.05
dit is een leuke

Rebecca commented on 02.27.05
Well, I think I see a struggling chair caught in a mousetrap, being menaced by a phallic symbol.